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Kristin had never even tried cum before today and had always assumed it would taste terrible. But everything changed as that first drop landed on her tongue. It suddenly hit her that it was what she had been missing in her life. Luckily, the nice man
notlikeabird: iasip meme: 1/9 running gags “serial killer, i like that. i like that. it’s a little bit of an exaggeration, but i see your point. and i like it, i take it as a compliment.”
It’s not only that you’ve to take pictures of your pregnant wife for her boss … but that it reminds you of when she told you, “honey, tell him that he doesn’t need to use a condom.”
But maybe it’s the worst in meThat’s bringing out the worst in youI know we can fix these kinksBut the worst in me doesn’t want to work on thingsBut the best of me wants to love youBut the worst in me doesn’t want to heck, if
strangestorys: comeoncurly: yametedaddy: Honestly this was supposed to be the post season 3 man-bun Hannibal that everyone has been drawing. But the more I look at it, the more it just looks like Mads in Valhalla Rising. @strangestorys @remy-thibedou
i like that the person who made this diagram only put the numbers on the image because now when i post it without context you can really only guess what’s being explained
It used to be blue, But that ship sailed
It is, isn’t it?Just so all of you know, I won’t be posting any spoilers for the new Steven Bomb on this blog until after its television release. I guess it’s pretty sad that it all got leaked early, but… what’s the use of feeling blue?
[lays down] I HAVE FINISHEDbig applause to everyone who worked on SRC!!! i still remember when it was first announced that this project was going to be worked on, so i am super impressed that it has finally been completed after so many years! I had a
it's all lies
whenindoubtdosomeheavybreathing: carry-on-my-jingle-butt: ten-roses-in-the-impala: corkiri: ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully play this video but mute it and then open this one up but DO NOT have it muted then play both videos and
itskpopfashion: lusifan: anthony-quinanola: thatnonqualitykpopmemeblog: toniwenwen: 130120 NAIA Airport-kris [cr: mayoujin1106] there goes kris wearing a hipster sweater. are we going to continue to ignore the fact that Kris just kissed Suho’s
*huffs*~ I wish I had comfy pjs to wet in that actually showed up a wet spot….I love wetting my cozy baggy pjs pants….. but all of them are material that doesn’t show wettnes well, so no cute wet pee spot visible if I wet them.But also
prokopetz:cognito-ergo-hazard:crypticspren:what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn buttoni dont know but whatever it says, its magnified by literally every bag of popcorn saying “don’t use the popcorn
femcassidy:autumnleaves888:femcassidy:i dont know what abled person needs to hear this but that disabled person doesnt need your helpoh ok i am so sorry for trying to help someone who may need help as a result of their disability how did the disabled
There are times where I’m glad people can’t read my mind. Why? Because oddly enough, I would let him cum all over me so many times and I’m usually not into that. It was that hot. I’m that attracted to him.
Sometimes, you just need to get sucked off without any expectation of reciprocation, and without asking for it.
denchgang: the simpsons is still the best anime even if it has become mainstream, this is from a classic scene though :)
opheliacmuses: operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT
finalfantasyvii: medakakurokami: now THAT is one good looking WcDonald’s i’ve seen a lot of WcDonald’s in anime, but that is a highly realistically rendered WcDonald’s What the fuck
feminishblog: whydontihatemarrymyself: vajoochie: how do boys look good without makeup #you’re socialized to accept faults in our skin thats it. thats literally it. entirely. for serious though One of the realest things i’ve ever read. I think
turtle-with-a-paintbrush: Support young artists who aren’t very good at drawing yet but are still brave enough to post what they madeSupport new artists who want to improve and are slowly struggling to get betterSupport artists who are trying things
When it hits you that squad quite possibly actually does not care. Even when you try and tell them that you don’t feel like they care.
I just realized as I’m writing the next chapter of “It’s Gonna Get Weirder” that I still have to write most of the company as problematic fuckfaces and apologists. I KNOW they’re going to get better but JEEPERS it’s
People should do that thing where they tell me their headcanons about various ships. And I tell them my headcanons about various ships. And maybe we write some drabbles or something and have a good time, because writing and discussing fictional characters
But what if I actually wanted to see Nicki Minaj as Armin, person trying to be funny on that fancasting post? Might as well do something to balance out the fact that you were suggesting using Jennifer Lawrence to play a character that is probably poc.
smnius: “My Dad’s had a rough couple years, and… I know that it must not have been easy to raise me alone. He’s kind of a weird guy, but I love him a lot.” Thank you @dreamdaddygame for blessing us w/ trans dad representation!!
ouidamforeman: thebraxiatelcollection: ouidamforeman: ouidamforeman: *Narvin voice* LEELA! *Leela voice* Narvin! *Brax’s voice* “But Romanaaaaa!” *Romana voice* BraXIATEL.
it really irritates me when people say “You can’t ship rusame because it’s not historically accurate” but then think it’s totally historically accurate to make china/england/etc super girly and weak
jen-iii: Garnet whispering ‘love’ at the end of the answer is like, the cheesiest shit I’ve ever seen with my own two eye balls but damn it all if I don’t get fuCKING CHOKED UP OVER IT
wizardpostsdotorg:cursed ring but the “curse” is that it’s just a biiiit too tight so when you try to take it off you get kinda scared that you’ll never get it off but like it’s fine it comes off eventually
alphamelociraptor: camibech: Please spread this. While it wasn’t the best place to make this reference, he wasn’t trying to be an asshole. okay, explaining the joke doesn’t make it okay. especially when the joke is punchline about a man dressing
When you assume the worst scenario only to get told that it was an okay scenario
genuine-aoba: Koujaku and Noiz have no respect for each other’s privacy. They’re pretty good at giving Aoba personal space, but when it comes to each other they are constantly snooping around behind each other’s backs This has led to things like
assgod: yardsards: this poll needs some help it takes 3 second to vote literally and it’s at 28% now
but-mostly-avengers: felicitygs: exequalistmako: thegoddamazon: #but everything changed when the fire nation got fabulous More like This is now offically sixteen million times better than when I first saw it. Time to reblog. IT’S BACK
bryantsupreme: I dunno about yall, but if I get ignored enough times, I know how to admit defeat and bow out gracefully. Tbh if I get ignored ONCE, usually thats it for me, 1 and done.. Im not hopeful, my pride won’t allow me to continuously put myself
racefaker: cardozzza: snoopingasusualisee: Okay I’ve tried looking at this every possible way I could think of to figure out some optic illusion to make this shoe look anything but pink and white? But anyways it’s pink ITS FUCKING BLUE AND GREY
localstarboy: Did She Say “Bitch” As Well😅 Angela Rye does not fucking play with anyone that come wrong 😂😂😂smoove called her a bitch on nationwide tv
mikesasskarius: mikesasskarius: no but you want a crossover that will potentially destroy you for life? million dollar baby x rivamika bye want another one? casino royale x rivamika I BLOODY LOVE VESPER AND BOND OMFG THEY ARE MY FILM OTP.
but that will change, i’ll change
dangerdonut: being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any
radioactivemongoose: at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch
afatblackfairy: rudegyalchina: reinenolwenn: youngblackandvegan: 2damnfeisty: Black girls doing magic. how sway? even though the struggle is real when it comes to apply lipstick, and I don’t have any make up skills… I WANT TO DO THAT. IT’S
it is a torrential downpour right now. like fuck no. i hope it is so slow that it is not worth my boss’s time. i will go because i like my dependable reputation, but this is going to be such a slow day. it is monday and it is raining. ain’t
bloodyvoid: You know when you really want to stab someone but then you remember that it’s illegal
I like the sentiment and i like that it’s a pic from Melbourne.
clingnebula: “Isolation is not safety, it is death. If no one knows you’re alive, you aren’t.” — Neil Hilborn: (poem: This is Not the End of the World)
That awkward moment when you repeat a word so many times, that it loses it's meaning, and it just sounds like a strange sound coming out of your mouth, then you're not even sure if it's a real word or not.
Listening to music when you’re with someone is horrible because then you think of them when you hear that music and they’re not around and then that music is just ruined forever.
That moment after watching a new episode of Korra where you rewatch it a dozen times hoping that it will ease the pain of waiting a week for another one
didyouknowmagic: “I want a Disney film where the protagonist has a disability saves the day and is loved by all” “I want a Disney film where the protagonist isn’t conventionally attractive and that doesn’t define their worth or ever stop
I think that chastity, at least for me, is really gender affirming. More or less completely taking away my ability to get hard, and takes away all sensitivity, making my arousal more or less internal. Idk about other trans gals, but that kinda gives
noooneinparticular:I’ve realized that it doesn’t matter who you choose if they don’t choose you back
Can’t have a pet? I’m about as useful and supportive as a pet anyways.. and I could make food and build a house but that’s about it and you say you’re not in love with me?!? … ok
deevg–art: does an artwork that takes all eternity and are very proud of it 1 note does an artwork while half awake in the middle of the night and don’t really like it as much but post it anyway 200+ notes Me and that friggen Bumblebee Vytal
Like, I know that it’s my URL and stuff but every single time someone leaves a nice little comment saying ‘Jen!’ Im always like 'they knew my name HI HELLO FRIEND :DDD’
HaHa dont you just love that visual storytelling device of the tea kettle whistling indicating the realization Mei has that the cryo pods have malfunctioned and defrosted leaving her teammates to die in them because it HURTS
thats it kaishaku has emotionally drained me chikane and himeko will always have shit thrown at them their lives will never be peaceful there is always cONFLICT SOUMA WILL ALMOST ALWAYS BEEN USELESS I GET IT AND THEN SO MUCH FANSERVICE IT IS ACTUALLY
alright-y here we go If I were to make an ask blog, which lady ship would you all most like to see? PLEASE make sure that it is a lady ship that I know and are deeply familiar with. I can’t make an ask blog on a ship i barely know. v/u/v leave a